As I see it by Susan

Step #1 Break your back getting that log on the lathe, of course that is after you almost saw off your leg with the chain saw.

Step #2 Get as much of the wood shavings all over your body so that you can drag it into the house!

Step #3 Followed up by me nagging, so he can go back out and turn some more.

Step #4 Feeling guilty, come back in and ask sweetly - "How does it look, should I do this or should I do that?"

Step #5 Ruin all that sweetness by asking whats for dinner.

cont. tomorrow, maybe-Jerry doesn't appreciate my humor